Saturday, November 6, 2010

Chickens have feelings too.

Today, some girls in my school were having a friendly discussion about which one of them is a lying backstabbing cheater. Friendly. I could not take any of them seriously, so I naturally joined in on the conversation. I replied with "REALLY??!?!?"s and many "WHATTTT??!?!"s, and I feel like it went well. My L.G. proceeded to same dirogatory terms about them. That was the best part of the conversation, naturally. I was watching a video about nutrition, which is nonstop action, and there was a lady on there talking about how diets didn't work for her. She said that once she would start eating a lot again, she would gain weight. Now she must have some strange condition, because I have never heard of gaining weight from eating food....
I spend a great deal of my day eating, and on Facebook. Yes, I have checked into a Facebook Addiction Support Group. They just threw paper and me and yelled and hurt my feelings. So I will continue to be addicted to facebook. I enjoy liking every single thing on my friends' pages. They obviously love getting 82 notifications. Who doesnt? Cher. That's who. Have you noticed that any word with 3D after it sounds amazing? Movie in 3D. Monsters in 3D. Toilets in 3D. Disease in 3D. They all sound pretty awesome to me.

2 comments:

  1. oh my goodness. i love your blog. you are an amazing writer.

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  2. Please write more!! Doesn't anyone else think this is pure genius writing?

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