If you have seen or not, (porbably not, because no one reads it) on what I THOUGHT was the anti- pickle juice blog (http://nowapopjuice.blogpsot.com/ ) is now YOURMOM.com. I was almost disappointed with this but then was overjoyed for three reasons. One; I have what I would like to call name dignity, where I pick a name, and I stick with it. (besides that mishap where I went through three names throughout a year, but you know how that witness protection program is) I am not going to sink low, where since I decided no one likes my blog, I'll just change it in hopes of more viewers. Now, K-Dawg is a semi lovely person, but everyone loves my name so I will just stick with my dignity thank you! Reason two: Pickles are good. And my personal favorite, choice three. I realized even though the name of the blog has been changed, the url has not. It is still related to the old name of the blog. So hahaha. How do you like them magical leprechauns that go in and mess up other people's blogs!
I have decided that whenever I mess up on something, or say something odd, I will just explain to everyone around me that I am really a ninety year old women and at last, am senile. I feel like that would be a good explanation to everything. aksdjfkasdjf whoops, sorry I'm senile. Oh, I knocked over your drink? Sorry, I'm senile. What? I hit your kid with a two food long italian breadstick? That's actually not because I am senile, your kid fell over, and scraped his knee, asked for a bandaid, I didn't like the sass he was giving me, so I hit him with bread. I don't think that means I am senile, neccessarily.
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