Hello. My name is A-Dub. And I will be talking today about random crapp. I don't know if any of you are planning on going shopping on Black Friday, but I sure do. I have a usual routine that happens every year. I go with my mom and my sister, we head out around 5 pm on Thanksgiving. We go here and there, and after about ten minutes I get cold and I go hide in the car from all the bad people. This year though, I am deteremined to knock down some old ladies. I plan to take my "turkey" carving knife, and stab whoever will take my spot in line. No, I am not violent. Just determined. I am very thankful for everything that I get during Thanksgiving. For instance, I am grateful that I do not like turkey, and the national meal of thanksgiving is turkey. I am happy that my cousins always try to pee on me during the meal. I am thankful that I always fall asleep during the game. I am thankful that I gain 250 pounds after the holidays and I have to go run it off at basketball. Yupp, very thankful. During health, we were watching joint breaks and injury videos. L.G. is not that great at taking gross things, so she went to go roam the hallways duringn the videos. So naturally I sent her on a mission to go get me chips out of the vending machines. I didn't see this, but I think this is how her mission went"
Bumm bumm bummm BATMAN!!! (L.G. for short)
She goes and gets the chips. Gasp! there is a llama in the vending machine. she kicks the machine until the llama goes back to mexico. she grabs the chips, jumps over the ocean of lava. and gets back to health class safely.
So this Thanksgiving, thank someone and hug a mexican llama.
I plan to celebrate it traditionally, by inviting all my neighbors, eating a feast together, then killing them and taking their land. :)
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