Today I was informed that I eat Twix candy bars like a mentally challenged seal. It's not even funny. What I do is I eat all the caramel off the top and eat the chocolate wafer stick thing. It is quite delicious. I was having a fun discussion with this girl from my math class. I informed her that I needed to go to the restroom. So I continued to explain to her how I hate teachers that don't let you go to the restroom in their room more than once a week. I drink lots of water a day, about 3 bottles throughout the school day. Now I don't know if I am a freak or something, but when I drink liquids, other liquids seem to like to partake in that activity, if you know what I mean. I go up to the teacher sometimes, and simply ask to go to the restroom, and she informs me that I went yesterday in that class. I enthusiastically answered this way:
"Oh I went pee yesterday? Oh I didn't know that I was only supposed to go pee once a week. I guess I can just hold it and become dehydrated. It's cool, I still love you."
Just so you know, my birthday is coming up. I am planning to have it at a women's prison. So you are all invited. Bring your shanks, though, it's kill your own food night and we will be making our own customizable license plates!
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