The song "Dinosaur" by Kesha helped me remember when I was a little kid, and still cared about "helping the world", and how I would go to an old folk's home, which always brought random adventures. One time, it was Valentine's day, and being the perfect little kid I was, I went out to hand out the flowers to the old people. One of them smelled like urine, while the other one decided that I looked just like his wife, that was deceased, when they got married. It was oddly creepy, but not knowing at the time that he was assaulting me, I just went with it as a third grader. Ahhhhh little kids "helping."
A couple of years ago I decided that I should not be a mother. Part of it may be that I think about throwing away those plastic babies they give out in classes every time they start crying. Like I said, kids are like a four year commitment. They are like those ideas you have where you think they are a great idea, and then all of a sudden you wish you never did it. Kids are attacking each other also. They have these clubs now that you can take your kid there and they just fight other kids. Wait...no, they are not called fight clubs......what are those things...ugh I can't think of it... Wait! No! They are called Toddler Pageants. I love watching those things. All those little girls and boys dressing up and wearing fake hair and teeth. I can't help it, I just love watching them. It's like looking at what happened to Lindsay Lohan and Brittany Spears BEFORE the drug pocession and that whole shaving her hair thing. Which I believe will be coming into fashion very soon.
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