Have you ever noticed that when you eat animal crackers, the eyes are literally watching you eat them. You go in to bite their little adorable edible heads off and they are watching you. It's like they enjoy seeing you eat them or something. That can only mean one thing: Animal Crackers are a self absorbed food and only care about themselves.
So today my L.G. ( i know! i haven't talked about her in a while) and I were talking, and we decided that I am joining the circus and she is joining with me. We shall ride on bears, and pet elephants majestically. It will be pretty chill. L.G. and I have a friend in common which I shall call S-Dawg. S-Dawg and I were talking in the hallway and we began to plan on how we would kidnap L.G. for no particular reason. I drew up a plan, very detailed with stick people, and here it goes!:
Step Numero Uno: Grab L.G.
Number 2: Stick her in a potato sack with her name on it, then crossed out, and draw a money sign on it to make it not look suspicious.
Number 3 to 3 1/2: Take her to a rainbow, where a pot of gold and a Leprechaun will be waiting for her and to have a dance party.
It's a pretty well thought out plan.
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