10/27/2010 7:53 pm

Today I was delighted to see that you can purchase wine from Quiktrip. All that convenience teamed up with being able to get gasoline? Sounds like a classy situation to me. I mean, after filling up my car, grabbing 3 snickers, and a Coke, I feel like a need a bottle of nice wine. Where else would I go except QuikTrip? What put me into a little paroxym is I saw a 5 year-old looking at that shelf of wine. I could not care less that she probably has another three to four years before she will start drinking, I was worried that she might take all the good stuff. So I promptly went up to her, said back off of my wine, and sent her on her way with a nice shove from my muddy boot. Sometimes I look at mothers with three or four kids and just think why? I can clearly see that kids are at least a five year commitment, more so if you are looking to not get arrested, but why would you give up party time to have a three year old spit on your face, while your two year old is throwing its poo at the dog? You know what? Sign me up for a three year subscription to Sesame Street on tv. That sounds wonderful.