Thank God my computer has a clock on it. Or else I would have no clue what the day is. Or the time. I thought it was important to say that I have no sense of time or stability. I think it is funny how no one I know personally takes me serious. I was at the grocery store with my sister. She needed peanut butter. I told her they sold out to the mustard company, and that they will no longer be providing her peanut butter. She then continued to tell me stop acting like a three year old like normal and went to go get some of the good Jiffy stuff. You know what is an adult meal? A lunchable. You get like five things in those. One of those can feed me and keep me stuffed for a full ten minutes before I need more food. All of my friends know of my constant need for food. It's not an obsession. It's simply a relationship with things I eat. Again, not an obsession. Clearly.
Today, my L.G. informed me that she was traumatized by a herd of bugs that attacked her. I enjoyed hearing about this deeply and slightly suggested to her that maybe the bugs were all trying to combine as one to form a Megatron and attack her, then take over Tokyo. She, like always, did not take me seriously. L.G. and I have a special friendship. Let me review some of our best friendship moments:
x She was throwing up in a bathroom, while she stole my ponytail holder, and I yelled at her to shut up so I could hear Chelsea Lately while eating Sour Patch Kids happily. She yelled at me. Again.
x I often take things of hers that she still to this day does not know that I have taken. True friendship. (:
x I often yell at her for doing things that she cannot help like getting attacked by bugs.
I have seriously considered euthanization for my little L.G., but then was sadly disappointed when I looked it up and realized it was not legal in my area and or would be frowned upon if I did that. So I guess I will just keep her until she either shows a useful trait or as a person that I can talk to about anything...I'm gonna go with the first option...If not, I will reevaluate our friendship and throw pumpkin cake at her. Happily. This is our friendship. I love it, but mostly just make fun of it.
:)
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