10/19/2010 9:04 pm

I have a serious problem with procrastination. I need to go to a support group or something. I am seriously endangering myself. It takes me so long to get on projects that I actually was excited for a full two seconds to do, then reality kicks in. Here is how my cycle of super procrastination goes: 1. Get project assignment. 2. Get excited for 3.8 seconds. 3. Decide that the project is too big to do, throw away the rubric and break out the Reeses peanut butter cups. 4. Realize that that project was important for some class, fish it out of the trash. 5. Do an okay job on the project, promise myself to do better, then promise myself not to get expectations for myself too high, because most likely I will disappoint. Why get expectations so high, when there is someone else who can do a better job, AND make it look so much more fantasmagical? I heard the other day that the age that you start getting cranky and being all old person ghetto is age 52. Unlike most people, I am not dreading becoming old. Simply because I am Benjamin Button's sister, Bennita. I am really an old person inside. Well not really.....I just can bond with old people so well. I love playing bingo, and thoroughly looking forward to being able to hit little kids with my cane, while throwing apples at them for Halloween. Which brings me to another topic. We need to have a serious discussion about something. Please, please, I am begging you not to be the person giving out the toothbrushes or denture creams to little kids for Halloween. I have been on the recieving side of those things, and let me tell you something. Little kids do not like denture cream or toothbrushes. But then again, who am I to judge? Have a ball, 6- year old Jimmy, making that snowman out of that denture cream! My personal favorite of a Halloween treat was the classic M&Ms because they were simply so easy to pelt at my sister. I also enjoyed cheating the kids from my trick or treat group by making obvious stupid trades. Why in the world would you want a stupid fake eyeball gum drop, instead of a King Size Crunch bar? Kids these days are obviously not playing monopoly enough. They don't get how to cheat people out of things. I am disappointed with little kids anymore. When I was growing up, I knew how to con someone in two seconds. Heck,I still remember learning how to pick pocket. Kids these days, here is a message to you: find a bum, get taught how to con people, and go out and get your King Size Crunch bars this Halloween. :)