I decided that I am going to purposefully fail at homework, so therefore life, if my parents don't get me a laptop for Christmas. I am not saying that I am a spoiled brat, but I think that my education depends on this. In my house, we have a little nook thingamabob that connects with the living room. The computer is in that nook thing, so therefore all noise travels to the computer. I often have homework and am one of those people who get distracted by constant noise during homework then get my anger out by throwing things at my dog. She is so far okay with it, but just does not realize it yet. Today, I was asked how to kill a zombie. Of course I said the real way, beat it with a rolling pin, stab it with a pitch fork, kick it in the shin, yell "Rip off artist!", then run away. I think that is the only way to do it.... yupp! that's the only way to do it. If I ever become famous, I'm going to act a special way. If I see a fan that is obviously not fitting in with the others, I will go up to them, give them a hug, make them pay for that hug, then sell the picture of us hugging to Us Weekly for lots of money, and claim that that big tub of lovin' micky d's follower is my new boyfriend. I learn from the best. Thanks, Britney S. Pears.
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