Today my mother made me help her clean her car out. I see this as a personal attack, as well as a form of child labor, and yes, child labor is still present today. Just take into notice about those 31 or whatever men in the coal mine. Child labor, perfect example. I just so happen to have a dog. A girl dog. So you know she is going to be a rebel by being overly sassy. She decided today that while I was cleaning the car, she would jump in and relieve herself in the exact spot that I had just cleaned. Thank you stupid useless dogs everywhere. You know what is a great way to raise money by getting money from idiots? That Monopoly game at McDonalds. That is mucho genius. I mean, obviously they get a bunch of 38-year olds that are hoping to win money by buying 12 large french fries in the span of a day. This plan is only smart for two businesses. One: Duh, McDonalds. (now that they are ripping money off from Starbucks with their new McCafe line. Oh, and newsflash nubs, it's only 30 cents cheaper than Starbucks. Way. To. Go.) Business numero two: Weight Watchers. Watch out, Weight Watchers, you're going to be recieving about 1.3 million new members due to the McDonalds Monopoply game. You stay classy, Micky D's.
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