Today, my L.G. informed me that her name does not make sense. Her name is Love Nugget. Where did the G in L.G. come from....? I had no clue what to say to her, so I just ran in a lopsided motion from her. But I cannot change it to L.N. because that would just change our whole friendship. So it's L.G. It stands for Love Nugget. Get it right.
I have always wanted a pet besides a dog or a pet. I decided that a pet lobster would be an appropriate pet. It's red for goodness sakes! How could you not want one?! I would name him Westchester, in memorial of my pony whose name was also Westchester. I have never really been successful with pets because they seem to all hate me and enjoy using my face for a chew toy. When I swat them with the nearest thing, (usually a remote or taquito) they seem to get mad and run away. So I have an aversion to pets now. But I sitll would like a lobster. He could be my new best friend.
I have decided that Hot Pockets can fulfill all of my needed nutrients. If you have never had a Hot Pocket, you might has well quit life now. Because if you have never had one, you obviously are not right in the mind, where I would suggest you go to a psychiatrist. Hot Pockets are amazing. I would make all of my friends hot pockets if I could. I have an extreme devotion to them. And lobsters.
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