10/15/2010 11:59 pm

Have you ever seen those Laughing Cow Cheese commercials that continuously ask you if you have laughed today? Well I have news for you, Mr. Laughing Cow, I have not laughed today because I naturally hate the sound of children's laughter, and I am a spiraling black hole of depression. Okay, so that may not be true. Blame tin can awareness for that. Today is National White Cane day. I can't even begin to comment on this because I don't know if they are addressing blind people or not. Let's make this clear next time, National Day makers. The Social Network is a great movie, although it has it's slow times. I tried to tell the creator of Facebook, Mark Zucherberg, that Facebook was a stupid idea, and that it would venture and grow into nothing. I was outstandingly right. I know maybe 2 1/2 people who know what I mean when I talk about Facebook. Obviously, Facebook was not a success, but I still advise you to look it up because it does help waste approxiametely 3 hours of your daily life everyday. Today, while I was talking to my Love Nugget, she informed me that she only remembers about 3% of our daily conversations. I was glad to know that she took such interest in us talking, and she was glad to know that if she didn't start making a real contribution to repartees that she would be shunned and thrown goats at. It's a win win situation in my mind. I have to stop talking today because some of us have the very serious job of going garage saling at 7:00 am. And that is legit.