Saturday, February 26, 2011

When you have to make your own blanket.

I am fond of blankets. I am not fond of Snuggies. They seem ridiculous. Yet I can't help but believe anyone who can dance in that thing or play the piano in it deserves my attention. Anyways, I made a blanket. It is quite a fantastic blanket. It has KU print on one side, and on the other, wait for it.... RUBBER DUCKS. That's right. The adorable ducks that are sung about by Ernie off of Sesame Streets. It's a blanket you just can't go wrong with. I like to think I have a fast paced lifestyle. Which means I like to tell my mom I am having a wild party in my bedroom, which really means that I am stuffing my face with cheetos and lemonade. To whom it may concern, that is a great combo of food and beverage. I live a pretty nice, extravagant lifestyle... and yes, I am currently making a tower of my drank lemonade cans.
I have always wanted to learn a bunch of languages for one reason and one reason alone: to be able to eavesdrop. There are always people from another country somewhere in public, and when they start talking fast in another language, I know they are probably talking about my shoes or something. I can't handle that emotional rollar coaster. So I suggest you teach you kids a bunch of languages so you can easily eavesdrop on any conversation you want. Is this called using your kid? Yes.

2 comments:

  1. I like Cheetos too, but not so much the lemonade. I prefer diet coke with mine. I understand you had a great teacher with the blanket. Really, tho, K-State purple goes better with rubber duckies! :)

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