When you have to make your own blanket.

I am fond of blankets. I am not fond of Snuggies. They seem ridiculous. Yet I can't help but believe anyone who can dance in that thing or play the piano in it deserves my attention. Anyways, I made a blanket. It is quite a fantastic blanket. It has KU print on one side, and on the other, wait for it.... RUBBER DUCKS. That's right. The adorable ducks that are sung about by Ernie off of Sesame Streets. It's a blanket you just can't go wrong with. I like to think I have a fast paced lifestyle. Which means I like to tell my mom I am having a wild party in my bedroom, which really means that I am stuffing my face with cheetos and lemonade. To whom it may concern, that is a great combo of food and beverage. I live a pretty nice, extravagant lifestyle... and yes, I am currently making a tower of my drank lemonade cans.
I have always wanted to learn a bunch of languages for one reason and one reason alone: to be able to eavesdrop. There are always people from another country somewhere in public, and when they start talking fast in another language, I know they are probably talking about my shoes or something. I can't handle that emotional rollar coaster. So I suggest you teach you kids a bunch of languages so you can easily eavesdrop on any conversation you want. Is this called using your kid? Yes.

Fake Questionaire.

Have you ever noticed that modeling has never really been cool for guys to do? I mean girls get all hyped up over how cool it is if they are a model. Having a male model saying that what he does is cool, is like my mom saying that scrapbooking is cool.
Now, I need to vent my feelings about my homegirl. You guys, I really think Lindsay is in trouble now. All because I let her borrow my cheap $2,500 necklace. I was the one who lent it to her. She didn't steal it! Well either way, the only thing I care about is how great she will look in orange. Yeah, the jumpsuit may be a little baggy, but nothing a couple seams can't fix. And orange goes great with her tanned complexion.
The Oscars are coming up soon. Everyone is talking about how popular the King's Speech is and how it's going to win every award. I still think that Dance Flick is going to win an Oscar. The supporting actresses are outstanding, and they really grasped the role. Plus, I liked that the lady stuck her baby in the locker. It made me giggle.