If you have not heard of Rebecca Black's "Friday" song, you are clearly not educated enough in celebrity gossip. If you haven't seen it, go look at it under my "Video Links" page, you weirdo. Then look at the spoof below. I have a few choice words for Rebeca Black. And they are not nice. First of all, she talks about which seat she should take. She chooses the middle back seat. (the hump) NO ONE chooses that seat willingly. And her friends are thirteen. They should not be driving yet. But clearly, they are old enough to drink. Not. Oh well. Enough about that stupid video. Listening to it just makes everyone depressed that it is not Friday all the time. I can't even carry on right now.
In case you have not noticed, I changed a lot on the blog. I put some video links on there, and changed the design. If you have any comments on how you think I can make the blog better, please say. Doesn't mean I will listen, but it's worth a try.
Now it's my time to rant about something that annoys me. Like always. Hyvee makes you ASK for cookies now. They no longer have a free box of cookies where you can go pick one up. What is America teaching us that we have to ask for cookies? We don't all have social skills. Plus, Hyvee literally has a glass of wine in the cheese section. Please tell me how that makes sense. But no, I should automatically see random glasses of wine everywhere around the store. Missouri is a strange state. It is March 26. And it is snowing. Clearly, the groundhog from Groundhog day really made Mother Nature mad, because it's not spring. It's a winter. I'm sueing Santa. This is ridiculous. Winter in March. Blah. Hey, how about an April's Fool's joke, and give us a sunny day? No one would expect that. I might write later today. The snow messes with my humor juice. Haha.
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Grow up.
Anyone who knows me, knows that I am not fond of kids. Or let's just say, if I had a choice, I would extinguish them from life. Nothing too harsh. I just don't want them. I have self diagnosed why I feel this way. It's because no matter how old I am, I will forever have the mind of a 5 year old. I can not mature more than that. Here is a video of what really goes on in my head throughout the day for all of you who are wondering: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU It is quite epic. My friend showed it to me while I was killing myself over the stove to make the ever hard to make pancakes. I burnt 12 of them, but 2 came out successful. It was a pretty amazing day.
I would like to ask you out there who are reading, who I suspect have no lives because you are reading this. Please comment with questions that you would like me to answer. They can be about anything. I would really enjoy answering them! And no, that was not sarcastic. Just do it.
Oh, and be expecting a new look of the blog. It's old, and looks like something someone from Nsync would have designed. Ahh, the good old days. I miss them. BRING THEM BACK!
I would like to ask you out there who are reading, who I suspect have no lives because you are reading this. Please comment with questions that you would like me to answer. They can be about anything. I would really enjoy answering them! And no, that was not sarcastic. Just do it.
Oh, and be expecting a new look of the blog. It's old, and looks like something someone from Nsync would have designed. Ahh, the good old days. I miss them. BRING THEM BACK!
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Follow me on twitter.
Hey! Hey you! Follow me on Twitter at AllieBoese14. I'm sure you will be sad to realize that you can't watch my life fall apart via Facebook or Twitter. I can't say I am one of those people where something goes wrong and their first reaction is to put it on Facebook. I know I know. Something is clearly wrong with me.
One of the most awkward things for me is when I go to the grocery store (my favorite place) and when I see someone I know. I say hi to them, but then I see them in the next aisle. And the next aisle. I'm sure everyone has experienced this. And then you go to the fruit section to fool that person into thinking you eat healthy. But as soon as they are out of your site, you go head straight for the mountain dew and zebra cakes. Then you see that person again when you are checking out. You are looking at People magazine. And they are reading the Cooking Light magazine. This is when you feel the ultimate classyness.
Once again, go follow me on Twitter.
And comment if you think I should get a Youtube channel. It's a big debate for me.
I would have a stuffed dolphin as my DJ. Just a thought for you.
One of the most awkward things for me is when I go to the grocery store (my favorite place) and when I see someone I know. I say hi to them, but then I see them in the next aisle. And the next aisle. I'm sure everyone has experienced this. And then you go to the fruit section to fool that person into thinking you eat healthy. But as soon as they are out of your site, you go head straight for the mountain dew and zebra cakes. Then you see that person again when you are checking out. You are looking at People magazine. And they are reading the Cooking Light magazine. This is when you feel the ultimate classyness.
Once again, go follow me on Twitter.
And comment if you think I should get a Youtube channel. It's a big debate for me.
I would have a stuffed dolphin as my DJ. Just a thought for you.
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