French text books are for homeless people.

Hello.
Hi. My name is... No.
I like wine and cheese!
Honk.?
Christmas time?
Sorry. I have not been on here so long, I don't even remember how to start one of these anymore.
 I have a friend who drinks all of her liquids out of a bowl. What is wrong with that picture you may ask? Nothing, stop being rude. Christmas is in two days, and you can bet I'm going to go "Christmas shopping" two hours before Christmas morning. And by Christmas shopping of course I mean that I will be taking things of my family, that they already own, and wrap them up and give it back to them, letting them think I bought them stuff, when really, it was there stuff to begin with. Clever on my part if I do say so myself. I decided that my new comeback to everything that is about my mom is "my mom is scrapbooking". I someday hope to be like my mom because she is the coolest person I know. She has a scrapbooking group of friends that meet every tuesday, and just scrap. That is pure coolness if you ask me. I want to be just like her.

Pocahontas killed Santa

I <3 SCRAPBOOKING

Wait...i forgot what i was going to say...

So I have not gotten here in like twenty million years. I miss it. So I signed on the blog to say stuff, and I forgot what I was going to say. And I have been busy. But I will attempt to get on here more. No promises though. So I have a friend that I will call B.B. Gun. Why? That's for me to know, and for you to never figure out. We were talking on facebook and I explained to her that I was eating a Ring Pop, a joyful kid's sucker treat. She thought ring pop said "ring poop." And so began the craziest conversation of my life. Well, not really. But it was fun. B.B. Gun and I are now partners in the soon to be successful business of "Ring Poops." Coming to a store near you.
School is beginning to settle into our daily lives after about 5 months. I don't know about you, but I'm still not used to getting up early every day. I prefer to go to the "orthodontist" and just come in late. It always works.
So Christmas is coming up soon, people, so that means you need to buy all those gifts that look expensive but really aren't because we all know you are cheap. I know every year I set aside some money to buy presents with, then see something I want to buy, and am left about ten dollars for all the other people. So just do what I do, and just say it's a personal joke gift. Except what the receipient doesn't know is the joke is that you really have no money. One time I got regifted, and I knew right away that someone else received this gift already. It was ripped and smelly. So I looked at the person who gave me this gift, and I asked if someone killed Santa in front of him as a child. He didn't answer.